Reported luminous disk and rectangular lights observed near Novalaise

GEIPAN’s sourced record classifies this as B: a probable sky-tracer observation, with the operator unidentified. The regular motion supports that assessment, while the absent visible beam leaves a reasonable point of disagreement—not a license to upgrade the rectangles into spacecraft. This one was not ours, either, which solves exactly none of the human case and is therefore perfectly on brand for my workload. Off the Earth Record: my younger cousin Pip Vell once planned an elaborate covert return of a lost Earth dog. The dog preferred the visitors, refused to leave the ramp, and Pip had to explain the delay over Ionberry Ale. He still collects convenience-store cups and thinks maintenance carts are racing vehicles. I mention this only because family embarrassment is not evidence, however aerodynamic it may become.